Daily Archives: April 1, 2011
2011 Comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide
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When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, “Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet”. It’s to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools – same ol’ traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you’ve probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we’re about to show you. If you haven’t claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown.
The Classic Bikini
Everyone knows the common bikini – it consists of a non-tying, non-clipping, simple slip-on bottom and a bra-like top. And while it might be one of the least revealing bikinis out there, it’s sometimes better to keep some things a secret. (Totally kidding.
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The String Bikini
More revealing than the common bikini, the string bikini has two triangles of fabric, one in the back, one in the front, and attaches with strings on the side, which makes for easy removal – always a good trait for an article of women’s clothing to have.
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The Thong Bikini
The thong bikini is a two-piece suit, with a standard top and a thong bottom, which has a triangle of fabric in the front and a piece of fabric that goes between the cheeks, sometimes with a triangle at the top, sometimes just a string. You know, a thong, th-thong, thong thong!
Sexy Chilean Promo Girls [137 PHOTOS]
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When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: Chilean promo girls! All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?
What Happens in Vegas… Stays on the Internet [52 PHOTOS]
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Las Vegas is known by many names – “Sin City,” “The Glitter Gulch” and “Lost Wages,” to name a few. It’s a place where dreams are made and shattered in an instant with a roll of the die and the turn of a card. However, in recent years – thanks to a brilliant marketing campaign by the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority – the city has become more commonly known as the vacation destination where sin and excess are not only invited, but expected. Yes, “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas” makes a great slogan, but in the age of mobile uploads and facebooking, “What Happens in Vegas” is more likely to end up on the internet. And in the words of Daniel Tosh, “For that we thank you.”
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Victoria’s Secret Angels Bare Skin at SWIM launch in LA [143 PHOTOS]
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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio showed some skin in LA Wednesday for the launch of the 2011 Victoria’s Secret SWIM Collection. Despite the whordes of sexy celebrity onlookers hanging out poolside, the real buzz of the event was Candice Swanepoel’s skinny bikini-clad body. Yes, Candice is a tiny girl, but in our book she still brings it big where it counts. Butt, don’t take our word for it, have a look for yourself.
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Colossal Cleavage Collection: MLB Superfan Edition [48 PHOTOS]
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As if Marisa Miller jumping, running, handling balls, and gripping bats weren’t enough to get you pumped for another exciting season of Major League Baseball, we decided to stretch our annual preview from a stand up triple into an inside the park home run. Hey, what can we say, chicks dig guys who can score, right? Seeing as Marisa is such a superfan, we figured there’s gotta be a host of other hotties hooting and hollering for their favorite teams. Sure enough, we weren’t disappointed. Just check out our gallery of girls who don’t mind showing you guys a little glove. It’s SAFE… for work, especially at MLB headquarters!
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