Cameron Diaz Somehow Manages Not To Be Nippletastic

Not exactly sure where those puppies are in this whole diagram of Cameron Diaz chest visible during her ‘Yay, A-Rod, that’s my guy’ moments at this week’s final Yankees spring training games, but, somehow, the highly-athletic, over-sexed (is that possible?) blonde veteran actress showed as much skin as humanly possible without revealing her taut pokes. I’m sure there’s some type of science involved here, a science that ought be banned. Still, try to enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Britney Spears’s Secret Is Out: She’ll Perform in Vegas Tonight

Britney Spears

She’s baaaack!

Britney Spears is headed to Las Vegas Friday to perform a mini concert at Palms Casino Resort’s Rain Nightclub, which will be filmed for an upcoming MTV special.

Spears, 29, took to Twitter Friday morning to confirm the rumors that she’ll indeed be onstage in Sin City.

“Looks like my little secret isn’t a secret anymore,” Spears Tweeted, before asking who of her more than 7 million Twitter followers will be attending. “You’re all invited. Be there or be square bitch!”